I say... anyone for another round of croquet, what?

Pip pip, tally ho and all that. It's time we became pompous
and began touring the United Kingdom and Europe.

We have six (and a bit) weeks driving time around Britain. After a few days in touristy London we'll proceed north onto Scotland and Wales.

We'll walk where our ancestors walked, taking in castle ruins, a bit of history and enjoy a malt whiskey or two.

On our British Tour we plan to:
Get Stoned - at Stonehenge
Get Cheesed Off - at Cheddar (near Bristol)
Get Pounded - by the exchange rate
Get Stonewalled - at Hadrian's Wall
Come Third - at the Firth of Forth
Get Changed - at Dollar, Scotland
Get Dirty - at The Wash
Get Clean - at Bath
Get Tongue Tied - at Llanfihangely-Creuddyn
Get Rowdy - in Settle
Give it up - at Andover
Become Pirates - in Penzance
Burn Candles - in Wick
Not breathe - in Ayr

After a fair jolt of the malts it's time we went into training. Training around Europe that is. Hopefully we stay on the rails while we trek through Europe. Then again maybe not.

On our 55 day European tour we plan to:

  •   Travel around Europe in a train

...and that's about it.