Anyone got a tiki? Or who wants to do a haka?

It's time to start saying sexes, sivins, fush and chups. Yes, welcome to Kiwi Land.

We have our own home on wheels for four months so the pace will be enjoyably slow.

Plenty of time to enjoy Middle Earth and its natural wonders. The Sky City Tower and Puzzling World aren't exactly natural wonders, but we'll enjoy them as well.

Arriving in Autumn we're hoping to capture the colour as the leaves fall and the first winter snow sits upon the mountains tops. We'll be exploring the landscape on foot up into mountains, in limestone caves, waterfalls, boulders and glaciers. We'll visit seal and penguin colonies, hopefully see a kiwi and sample the local beer and wine.

Teen will try to find out if cows are happier in NZ than they are in Australia.
We'll also see if the beaches are as good or better than the world famous Aussie ones. And then there's the local beer and wine.

Finally a holiday at the right pace giving us plenty of time to see everything that we want to see and allow us time to relax. Where nobody knows our name and nobody knows where we're from (accent aside). And did we mention the local beer and wine?

It's going to be one hell of an adventure and what a good place to start.

You know something?

We can't wait......